Sunday, September 25, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Vampire

The Bug scare passed, and the Police deal was getting old...

Mommy, sticking up two finders on head pretending to be: If you're not good, Kari, the VAMPIRE (吸血鬼) will come to eat you and suck your blood...

Kari frightened: Mommy.... 你是豬血嗎? (are you pork blood...)
Mommy: 我不是 (no)

Kari more frightened: Mommy.... 那你是吸血狗嗎? (are you a blood-sucking dog...)
Mommy: 也不是 (no)

???

Kari concluded, after some soul searching: Mommy...你是豬血鬼!(you're a pig blood-sucking zombie!)

Mommy in tears... Time to go to bed...

Make her dirty as well!

Kari, stripped to just diapers after soiling her pretty pink dress: Mommy, I'd like to wear the same dress as Kayla..." Looking at Kayla longingly.

Mommy: That is not possible since You dirtied your dress. You must wear nothing to school tomorrow.

Kari with a smirk on her face: Sure it's possible, Mommy. You can soil Kayla's dress as well, and we'd be the same!