The Bug scare passed, and the Police deal was getting old...
Mommy, sticking up two finders on head pretending to be: If you're not good, Kari, the VAMPIRE （吸血鬼) will come to eat you and suck your blood...
Kari frightened: Mommy.... 你是豬血嗎？ (are you pork blood...)
Mommy: 我不是 (no)
Kari more frightened: Mommy.... 那你是吸血狗嗎？ (are you a blood-sucking dog...)
Mommy: 也不是 (no)
???
Kari concluded, after some soul searching: Mommy...你是豬血鬼！(you're a pig blood-sucking zombie!)
Mommy in tears... Time to go to bed...
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